Dear Blog reader,
I am sorry for whatever made you want to read this blog. You will
notice that, this blog in particular, will be a waste of your time. That’s
correct, a waste of your time. I’m really sorry about that. I’m sorry that you
are still reading this! Really, you can stop now. There isn’t going to be any
hidden information or secret or a hint to what my novel is about! There is no
point to this post. So please, just do yourself a favor and stop reading this. I
may decide to just keep writing for the heck of writing. Although, is that a
reason to write? Do I want to write for the heck of writing? I guess for a
novel, yes….but not for a time wasting blog like this one. Are you seriously
still reading this?? Stop! Really, just close your web page or move onto the
previous blog that I posted and read that. No, I’m not going to tell you what
it’s about, you need to go look for yourself. Was it interesting? I can’t
remember…GO LOOK! What’s next? I don’t know! I haven’t got there yet! That’s
tomorrow’s challenge so you’ll just have to check back tomorrow. Yes, I hope to
write one tomorrow. No, I don’t think it will be a waste of time and no, I’m
not totally sure about that either. That’s right! I did warn you this was a
waste of ‘reading time’. Okay…you can go now. Yes, I promise, there is nothing
more coming. Okay…yes? No, I’m not crazy. Goodbye!
